Connor MacLeod may have been the immortal Scot in Highlander (1986), but watching Brit babe Mary MacLeod go for a nude stroll on screen will have you trying to tear off your turtle head. Mary got her start in the theater and on the radio, before making viewers shoot a MacLoad in the movie If…. (1968). The allegorical story of a revolutionary student played by Malcolm McDowell, the British Board of Film Censors agreed that if the movie cut a shot that showed a dude’s dong, they could keep a scene where Mary walked down a hallway naked. There was no question it was an easy trade to make, so in the movie Mary is seen completely nude walking around the military dorm room, her dark patch a sexy contrast to her blonde hair. While the footage is in black and white, Mary has the perfect little bit bigger body, heavy hangers and double stuffed dumper that people describe as thicc these days. But this was back in the 60’s when thicc was spelled with a ck, and people didn’t have the breadth of sensual vocab terms to describe what they were looking at. They just knew they liked what they saw! McDowell must have liked what he saw too, because he and If…. director Lindsay Anderson cast her again in O Lucky Man! (1973) for her last flash. Oh, lucky man, indeed. Mary mostly did theater after, including the famously horny horse play Eqqus, before steadily working in British television for a couple of decades. Before dying in 2016, Mary’s last role came as the voice of Nanny the housekeeper in 101 Dalmations 2: Patch’s London Adventure. Sorry Pongo, but after seeing this Pawg in the buff our sheets have some spots we need scrubbed out.
